REV. Dr. Megalo Maniac's Supernatural Salvation Spectacle and Marvelous Mega-Church Meeting

Reverend Megalo Maniac stood gazing out the large window of his plush office overlooking the college and seminary campus that bore his name. He pondered his many great accomplishments and wondered how he would be remembered when he passed from this life to live in his heavenly mansion in the sky. He knew that Jesus, not Peter, would greet him in heaven with open arms, hug him tightly and say, "Well done good and faithful servant." Homosexuals, atheists, Jews, Mormons, Muslims, and Catholics, in that order, were far from the kingdom of heaven. Yet, heaven would gladly welcome him and Jesus would show great appreciation to Megalo for all of his significant contributions on earth. Megalo had no uncertainty when it came to the hereafter. In fact, there were only a handful of questions to which Megalo did not have ready answers. One of his biggest uncertainties, however, had to do with his legacy. Which of his important achievements would be most celebrated by the world? Everywhere he traveled to preach the host pastor would introduce him as an important man who knew many important men. After all, Megalo claimed that he had held weekly meetings with the past three U.S. presidents in order to give them spiritual guidance and encouragement.