Shopping Diet

Forget treadmills. Forget kale. Forget paying a stranger to count your squats. This is the true(ish) story of one unstoppable mother who discovered the world's funniest weight-loss secret hiding in plain sight: shopping. Armed with comfortable shoes, a handbag heavier than checked luggage, and zero interest in gym memberships, she power-walks through markets, climbs mall staircases like an Olympic athlete, negotiates like a lawyer, and treats a 50%-off sign like a starting gun all while eating fried rice, meat pie, and ice cream without an ounce of guilt. And somehow the scale agrees with her. The Shopping Diet is a laugh-out-loud comedy memoir about family, food, body image, and the wonderfully chaotic logic of the woman who raised you. It's part sitcom, part diary confession, part fake fitness science and entirely the funniest book about your mother you didn't know you needed. From dressing room Olympics to trolley racing championships, rival aunties to a receipt nobody is allowed to see, this book turns ordinary errands into unforgettable, heartwarming chaos. Perfect for fans of funny family memoirs, hilarious mother-daughter stories, and humorous books about food, fitness, and everyday life. If you've ever had a mum who refused to call shopping anything but cardio this book is for her, and for you. ? Hilarious family humor & comedy memoir ? Heartwarming mother-daughter relationship story ? Perfect gift for Mother's Day, birthdays, or anyone who loves a good laugh ? A feel-good read for fans of funny self-help parody and lifestyle satireComfortable shoes. Wide handles. Arrive early. The receipts, unfortunately, have never been higher.