Gnot Normal

Gnot Normal woke up dead.

At least, that was his first assessment.

His second was that being dead involved considerably more mud than expected.

Now he's stranded on Anachronia, a world where time is broken, neighboring towns belong to different centuries, and reality has an alarming habit of taking everything he says far too literally.

Gnot thinks he's just lucky.

The System assigned to guide him strongly disagrees.

Bandits arrest themselves. Politicians' pants catch fire. Dragons only want their backs scratched. Roads wander through time. Governments solve problems with committees. And every casual wish Gnot makes seems to bend probability, causality, or reality itself.

Unfortunately, the stranger things become, the more convinced everyone is that Gnot must be some kind of hero.

He is equally convinced they are mistaken.

But when Anachronia itself begins coming apart, Gnot may be the only person capable of putting things right-assuming he doesn't accidentally make everything worse first.

Gnot Normal: A LitRPG, Apparently is a clean, absurd fantasy adventure filled with deadpan humor, fractured timelines, ridiculous quests, questionable heroes, and one increasingly exasperated System.

Probably a LitRPG.

Apparently.